Yoga Pants
- Anne Talmage Cooksey
- Jun 13, 2015
- 1 min read
My yoga pants are too tight. They were my last resort. I look like a soft serve vanilla swirl ice cream. I have more stomachs than Buddha. I have to lose at least two of the three asap. I mean, where do you go from yoga pants? Mu-Mu pants? No way..no such thing.
Wait for it...
http://www.showmeyourmumu.com/shop/bottoms/pants
Unfair! Photographs of skinny people with firm tummies...not a hint of squish. The last iconic protective covering of round folks everywhere has been co-opted by the gaunt and emaciated. This boho chic isn't going to be enough to cover my voluptuous any time soon. No way in hell am I wearing these to physical therapy. Those mirrors show everything.
Maybe someday I'll live the Oprah dream and drag my weight loss fat around in a little red wagon while I prance around in skinny jeans. Until then, I'll suck in my swirl, don my No More Muffin Top panties and pray for a miracle.
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